Help! I Need a Caption

ponderosa pine, old tire, humor, caption

What can we say about this?

What a funny sight in the middle of the woods, but I couldn’t come up with a good caption.  I need your help people.  Throw some clever captions my way and we will see which one sticks.

This is a Ponderosa pine with a tire about eighteen feet up.  I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t throw it up that high.  I don’t know how it got there.  However, I have my suspicions.  If I were a betting man, I would say it involved a mischievous logger, with too much time on his hands, and a loader.  If it wasn’t that, then there must be an airplane flying around with missing landing gear.

CAUTION!

Caution, Rain, target, humor, photography

CAUTION Proceed At Own Risk Road Not Maintained During Winter

I don’t think Winter is the problem around here.  Maybe we should delete “Road Not Maintained During Winter”, and replace it with something else.  Any suggestions?  I would love to hear them.

On a side note, it rained here today!  No new fires, yay!  (Wait, is that a Haiku?)

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